A witness to a car accident was testifying. After the exchange took place between lawyers and witnesses:
Prosecutor: "Did you see the accident?"
Witness: "Yes, sir."
Counsel: "How far are you when the accident happened?"
Witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and a quarter inches.
Lawyer (thought to trap the witness): "Well, sir, tell the jury how you knew exactly that distance?"
Witness: "Because when the accident occurred when I took out a tape measure. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask this question.
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